2026
Recaps Well. So this week was kind of a clusterfuck of shittery that left me reeling like an asshole who can't manage their schedule. So in lieu of just not post anything, I'll do my best to include some bullshit that will give the appearance of
week 7
Welp. It was a pretty fuckin nice week off! Almost too nice. In case all of you were wondering, Vermont was pretty god damn spectacular. Yeah sure, we missed the peak season, but we did beat stick season and was able to enjoy leaves of every shade of gold. Now,
2026
[L] Kittle Man Tate [W] I'm Thinkin' RBs Now. I don't 100% understand what Kittle Man Tate exactly means, and I don't know if truly want to. I'm a God fearing man who likes to keep life's pleasures simple:
2026
Colts vs Commies Mariota goes down, which makes way for the Grecian Sensacian - Throwdysseus. Patriots vs Bills Pardon me, I need to first get this out, Oh wait, not sure if I've fully made my point, I can't fucking believe we pulled it off again. Although
regular season
Recaps Hey folks, my bad on missing last week. Real life kinda got in the way as it usually does in the worst way possible. Nothing bad, just tough to juggle work, home, and the family. Kinda went to sleep Sunday evening and woke up Friday evening. Shit got real
2026
Welcome back, ladies and germs. It's 2026, and the time is nigh for a new fuckin season of Fantastical Football! Hopefully everyone has done their proper preparatory work and prayed to whatever deity or substation they needed to prior to the draft because y'all are fucked
2025
Christmas Cowboys I heard somewhere that the fucking Commanders have had eight total standalone games. What an absolute fuckin dumpster fire of a god damn schedule. Jayden gets hurt, and it surprisingly turns out that this Washington team fucking sucks. ..but not as much as being a Washington fan. Holy
2025
What the fuck, imgur So the free service I totally take advantage of in order to share bullshittery and memery with all you assholes is completely fucking me over right now. I can't upload any videos to it anymore - and as you all know, moving pictures are the
2025
Texans rustle some Bluecows ok google, show me an image that describes the Buffalo Bills' Super Bowl window, Chi-town Steamers Steelers Steelers waking up on Monday checking the standings, Haha, get fucked Steeltown Chi-town? You're one fuckin win away from the #1 seed in the
2025
The Greatriots Rise INSUFFERABLE LEVELS ARE RISING TO UNSUSTAINABLE LEVELS 🔊 has sound 🔊 Let's fuckin gooooo. A little messy of a game, but who doesn't enjoy a little slop?? A win is a win! ¡Dios Mio, Los Delfines! Me? Tune in to a 930am game to watch
2025
L (7-3) The Super Wicked Problems W (3-7) San Diego ICE ICE Babies Con-fuckin-gratulations to them Chilly Infants cunts. What a weekend of major upsets, so let's start off with this bugger. Sure, Jalen Hurts didn't do much of shit, but gahd
2025
Sandy pigeons Let's start the season halfway point down in Sunny Mee-ah-mee where the Dolphins are doing their best impression of big fat honkin' boobahs in that they are made to absolutely suck. Tua Isuckallovah is back in rare extremely common form, playing like absolute