Hello League, I am Dennis Prager here to tell you that the smell coming from my pants is from THE LEFT, who have soiled my underwear once again

Food for thought

Makes you think!

Confused?

Go ahead and read about a specific Kansas Chiefs superfan.

Memes never die

I don't fuckin care if the Dolphins and Bills played each other over a week ago.

I'VE GOT MEMES TO SHARE.

Simply the Best-a-gon

Praise Hexagons, and fuck squares.

OH MY GOD IT'S NINTENDO SIXTYFOUR

I hope everyone was blessed last weekend, and didn't get a visit from Krampus the terrifying, N64:

jaggin off at the meadowlands

People actually chose to either:

• Attend this game
• Watch this game

And to those people I have to ask: Why do you believe no one loves you?

battle of the birds

Statement game by Pro-Bowl Alternate, Tyler Huntley

Also by Greg Roman, if his statement were, "fire me into the sun"

blue kitty battle

Quite the Caturday battle.

One that I watched zero minutes of. One that I had no fucking rooting interest in. One that I admittedly give no shit about since the Lions lost.

But damn, this is a great win for fans of The Darnold.

THE GREAT PANTHERS NATION IS ON THE VERGE OF SAVING THE NFL. FAKER MAYFIELD CONTINUES TO PRETEND LIKE HE IS QUALIFIED TO LEAD THE EVIL LEFT COAST RAMS, MEANWHILE OUR GREAT #GEQBUS GOES UNDERAPPRECIATED AND DISRESPECTED.

GEQBUS DELIVERS A YUGE VICTORY OVER JARED GOOF AND THE LYIN LIONS TO MOVE TO 6-9 (NICE). SHADY BRADY'S DIVISION GRIP IS WEAKENING.

bill's n bear's

This didn't have to be on television.

SAin'ts vs. Cleveland Traded 3 firsts for a rapist

How about that, it turns out NO can stop Watson.

Texans couldn't be happier about this game.

And while it is pretty fucking bad for Cleveland given that they traded for a rapist starting QB that took, 3 first rounders, 1 second, and 1 third rounder for, and then gave a guaranteed $250 million quarterback

At least it can't get any wor-.

Oh fuckin hell,

hahaha, get fucked browns. god damn poverty franchise. stop ruining the lives of dedicated fans.

hawks n chefs

I know I know, the Chefs were involved in this game so it should have been fun!

But since I didn't watch one single fucking minute of it because I was punching myself in the nuts with brass knuckles and watching the Patriots game, my care-guage couldn't be any lower.

So in lieu of that, I'll post a last-minute entrant into the Best Memery of 2022,

gmen n vikery

I refuse to jump on the Vikings bandwagon until they actually complete their run and win a Super Bowl.

With the history of so many Minnesota teams with seemingly limitless potential during the regular season that have ended in absolutely brutal losses in the playoffs, why would anyone that isn't a fan of the franchise think they'll make it anywhere?

All you're going to do is die a horrible, heart-related death.

And no, all the games they've played do not rule. They're fuckin embarrassments.

Cincy Burrows vs. Not-all-that-greatriots

This is definitely my reaction to finding myself watching another brutal Patriots loss,

That entire first fucking half was one of those most pathetic Patriots gameplay I've seen since maybe the 2006 playoff game against the Ravens where Ray Rice started the game off with a god damn 60+ yard touchdown run. New England was god damn run off the field by Baldimore that day - and Cincy

At least it's the Holiday Season and I had a chance to make a last minute ask to Santa on behalf of the Patriots,,

As you can imagine, it did not work out.

What's wild to me is how the script has flipped since the great "We're onto Cincinatti" meme from 2014.

If it were ~8 years ago, the Bengals absolutely lose this game, and the Patriots pull it off on their way to 13 wins and a bye-week in the playoffs.

...

I miss those days..

Like when we WOULDN'T CALL FOUR FUCKING DRAWS IN A ROW. WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK.

Oh, and then THREE SCREENS WITH A BOMB.

What the fuck is going on, why can't we just fucking get rid of this dipshit?

texxxans vs. tittans

bears 🤝 jags
huge Lovie Claus fans

I'm fairly certain that Vrabel is in fact, a good NFL head coach.

But what the fuck was this shit?? Belichick would never.

not-the-state-of-washington football team vs. was that a niners* in there?

All hail, BCBrock.

Let's turn Jorts Stadium into Mr. Relevant's Neighborhood.

iggles vs. america's team

Kinda wished I was able to see this one. Eagles gave up a 3rd and 30? Daaamn.

Just scoping out the boxscore is fucking WILD:

		| First	| Second | Third | Fourth | Final
Cowboys	|   7   |   10   |   10  |   13   | 40
Eagles	|   10  |   10   |   7   |   7    | 34

God damn. I wish I had some Minshew memery but ... I wanna just move on.

raiduhs vs. steeeers

Stupid fuckin broadcast not showing the Franco Harris memorial.

Here's the memorial the NFL decided they'd rather skip in lieu of generating just a little more ad revenue.

Sure, it's the NFL and none of us are surprised - but the NFL has been all over the Steelers' fuckin dongs given it being the 50th anniversary of that fucking immaculate deception reception play.

The NFL never ceases to make me hate the fact that I keep watching.

packpackpack vs. phinsian

hahahah

get fucked miami

dipshits from denver vs. charge FUCKIN RAMS

Oh my god, this fucking game. Christmas Day. Two Tanking Toilet Titans squaring off.

Absolutely should have been a complete dumpster fire, but thankfully Nick swooped down and saved the day!

No no no, not Nick "firing babies from my flesh" Cannon, but the one we all grew up fondly watching.

buccos vs. cardinos

God fucking damn it I love Tom Brady. It's so much fun to see him run those game-winning drives.

But .. they could just try scoring more points during regulation and winning the games instead of this shit. I dunno, no one's asked me but that's what I think.

That and making Brady throw 40+ every game is probably not all that sustainable. Actually he's thrown the ball 671 times in 15 games. 44 per game.

charge vs. colts

Heyyyyyy, Chargers make the playoffs for the first time under Hebert's Chocolate's tenure.

The Colts. Ohhh those colts colts colts colts colts. Please no more primetime spotlights on this team,

Recap(s)

84.86 It's a Tide Ad

89.96 San Diego Loud-N-Stroud

Been loving how close all the first-week showings have been for both the previous round and this championship one.

After week 16, we go into week 17 with a matchup that's completely up for grabs. Thank the Gods we're done with bye-weeks. Such dumb shit to deal with in the playoffs, but those are the conditions we all play under so so if I'm going to get pissy about it, I might as well get everyone else on board.

What we could actually accomplish is essentially nil, but whatever, it's always nice to rally around some dumb fucking concern.

...

What the fuck am I talking about, that's absolutely fucking ridiculous. What the fuck kind of waste of energy am I babbling about right now?

We have a champion to crown, and Loud-N-Strode has the lead and a line of -7.6 points heading into next week. Not looking good for the detergent commercial.

Third place game

Whatever. Who fucking cares. Like, money is on the line - I get that - but fucking hell god damn stupid 11 wins and fuckin bullshit fuck-shit.

Fin.

Hope everyone had a wonderful fuckin holiday! Mine was all over the fucking place between my wife's family on the Eve while Christmas Day was chock full o' my own family. Toss in some family friend time on the 26th and god fucking shitball damn, I'm fucking exhausted.

I need some days off to get over those days off.

But in that vein, I really hope everyone out there had a wonderful holiday weekend! That wishes came true, and some rest was had.

Take care out there, and good luck to our championship battlerers.