2022
Writing this from work ain't so bad - but it gets harder and harder to convince managers walking by that the memery on my computer is absolutely essential to keeping casino dot draftkings dot com up and running smoothly. Something like that. Why am I writing this from
2021
What a Performance I forget if I've mentioned this shit before, but my favorite Internet trend of last '21 is easily the Herman Cain Award. For those out of the know, it's basically awarded to people who post shit like this, And then most importantly:
2021
Stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEE-duh I'm sick and fucking tired of this ridiculous capitalization of weed. No, I'm not talking about the 18 flavors of weed seltzer that I can buy that somehow take only 15 minutes to kick in, last exactly 298 minutes, and then it&
2021
Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's
2021
Belichick n Mayo Farts OK fuck faces, I need to sit with you all and discuss how important good, quality, chemistry is. Whether you're droppin a tab of LSD, enjoying some fine homemade Meth, maybe your team trying to overcome a superior opponent, or just maybe you think
2021
The Remake Game So this has little to nothing to do with the NFL - but it was something that came to me while watching some dumbass ad for the new Home Alone movie on Disney+ after catching a previous SNL with Kieran McCulkin: Instead of just status-quo remakes, can
2021
Yeah. I ain't got shit to bitch about. Well .. I have plenty on the list: * Rock n Jock sports * Dude you're getting Odell * Kyrie > Q'Aaron * How much you all rule But do I have the capacity to write it down? GAMES ATLIENS @ NO
2021
All righty, just a little reminder for everyone: Hmm. Other than the overall stability of this god damn fuckin framework that's seemingly holding these columns together with fucking scotch-tape, I'd say I don't have too much else to bitch about this week. I guess
2021
What a horse-shit of a Sunday of National Football League NFL League Games. Like. It was so fucking terrible I can't believe it. We had six fuckin teams on bye. And then we had maybe one close matchup. Really the only real exciting thing was ahhhh .. the Bengals?
2021
First things first, last week I may have gone off the deep end due to a certain dairy distaste What's Cookin, Good Lookin? For this Sunday, I'm going with the instant pot chicken noodle soup. It's so fucking simple, I made it on Sunday.
2021
Free Advertising So in case people didn't know, I've been a fan of sharing highlights and content for years now. I'd actually like to think we all like dabbling in content proliferation. It's satisfying to share something people enjoy, it's
2021
Gambling and shit So some horseshit news came across the wire involving the fake Adarn Schefter and some Kraft mac jones n cheese guy joined up with another horseshit gambling platform. Now. Don't get me wrong - a rising tide lifts all ships - I like competition in