2022
That other football I guess it's getting underway. Oh hell yeah, I'm super excited to continue feeding a monstrously evil capitalist grift of galactic proportions. Wait what is that? They just banned cheering with both hands while in stadiums? OK, as long as I can celebrate
recap
In College I Studied Abroad or Two Big fan of that NFL Europe thing. I loved the Amsterdam Admirals, perfect team to play against so I could earn the maximum amount of Madden Cards as I could. But I guess Germany has better singers or some shit, This is UNBELIEVABLE.
week 9
Snyder selling team? I hope you read about this elsewhere because I ain't got shit for you all this week as far as extra bullshit. Which might be a godsend for some, a sad state for others. Rage Against the Machine I found these bootleg videos that I
2022
Happy Fuckin Halloween and All Saints Day and Dias de los Muertos! What a god damn trilogy of days. I don't think there's much of anything like it. Speaking of spectacular, check out this incredible performance, So what severity of CTE would you say this is?
2022
Now. I have a lot of ground to cover. A honeymoon that spanned much of Europe. One that ended up with me returning home with what I hope isn't super super-Spartan strain of Covid. One that had me visiting a couple countries who have contributed so much to
2022
Enemy of the State Yo. This Brett Favre thing is fucking wild. He's quite possibly the shittiest, scummiest, most disgusting thing that's ever come out of Mississippi: and that state has literal poop-coffee coming from faucets in Jackson. Before jumping into any more, here's
2022
Writing this from work ain't so bad - but it gets harder and harder to convince managers walking by that the memery on my computer is absolutely essential to keeping casino dot draftkings dot com up and running smoothly. Something like that. Why am I writing this from
2021
What a Performance I forget if I've mentioned this shit before, but my favorite Internet trend of last '21 is easily the Herman Cain Award. For those out of the know, it's basically awarded to people who post shit like this, And then most importantly:
2021
Stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEE-duh I'm sick and fucking tired of this ridiculous capitalization of weed. No, I'm not talking about the 18 flavors of weed seltzer that I can buy that somehow take only 15 minutes to kick in, last exactly 298 minutes, and then it&
2021
Thanksgiving Yeah. I should have fuckin bitch n moaned about Thanksgiving and all its fixings in the previous column that I literally fucking published on Thanksgiving 2021. But fuck you, this is now the official Thanksgiving 2021 Recap. Sure, I didn't even get invited to everyone's
2021
Belichick n Mayo Farts OK fuck faces, I need to sit with you all and discuss how important good, quality, chemistry is. Whether you're droppin a tab of LSD, enjoying some fine homemade Meth, maybe your team trying to overcome a superior opponent, or just maybe you think
2021
The Remake Game So this has little to nothing to do with the NFL - but it was something that came to me while watching some dumbass ad for the new Home Alone movie on Disney+ after catching a previous SNL with Kieran McCulkin: Instead of just status-quo remakes, can